Blog Humbug

If you're in a bad mood, seriously, stay home.  Don't go out with me and then ruin my night.

So, I think I'm just looking for things to not like about potential dates.  I've been exchanging emails with a guy from Nerve.  He says he's 5'9" but we know that means that he's probably 2 or 3 inches shorter.  That's not my beef.  We were chatting about collecting vinyl.  I said I don't have a turntable anymore.  He said, "Oh, I'm sorry you don't have one."  Then we were talking about going to concerts.  I said that I haven't gone to too many lately. His response? "Oh, I'm sorry you don't get out to live shows."  What's he so sorry about??  That's a bit annoying!  Anyway, we're trying to set up an actual meet up.  We'll see what I think after a face to face.

OKCupid sent this to me today.  Clearly, I need to move East if I want a real chance at love...

A Map of Love: your best male matches by state

target: USA | sampled: 39200

A Map of Love: your best male matches by country

target: World | sampled: 25207

I'm not really sure what's going on in this picture, but I'm thinking this is a big fat HELL TO THE NO.  Especially since he says that he inadvertantly killed a man when he was 19, and it's a funny story. Oh really?  Yeah, he scares me.

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A friend of mine joined eHarmony and within a month canceled her account.  Why?  She found someone and fell in love.  Yep.  She met a guy through eHarmony and within a week, they were meeting each other's parents and declaring their love for each other.  She said that eHarmony only works if you're serious about wanting to be in a relationship.  Maybe that's been my problem.  I say I want to be in one, but deep down I really don't?  Something to ponder...but in the meantime, I'm still not signing up for eHarmony.

BS is still very actively pursuing.  I got another email from him yesterday, and today, I found a friend request on MySpace.  I took a quick look around his page and he really hasn't changed in 3 years.  He still has an Asian fetish, he's still a manwhore but he also still looks pretty good.  I deleted his email and also his friend request.  

I logged onto an old email account yesterday to find a new email from BS.  He was wondering how I was.  It's been 3 years since I spoke to him.  I stopped talking to him when I met Matty.  BS couldn't handle just being friends.  It turns out that he was also seeing someone else on the side.  I have no interest in renewing that friendship.  What is the universe trying to tell me?  Who else will try to come back into my life?

I cannot wait for this week to be over.  The car ordeal is finally over.  On Wednesday, the police called me and said that they found my car.  It had been towed --- on SATURDAY!  They had no explanation for why it wasn't in their system when I reported it missing on Monday.   The police were adamant that it wasn't their fault.  An independent towing company was to blame.  I called the pound, they told me I could come down and pay for it to be released.  After my 900th Apple interview, I took the bus down to the pound, thinking that I was going to be able to drive my baby home.  I get there, and the woman tells me that the system is down, so I can't pay and I can't get my car.  But, oh by the way, after midnight, the storage fee goes up to $35 for every day it's there.  It had already been 5 days that I had been charged for.  Had I known that my car was there on Monday, I would have gotten it then!  I was going to Houston for work on Thursday morning, so I would have to wait until Friday night at the earliest to pick it up.  Another $70 added.

Walked out of my house this afternoon to where I thought my car was parked and did not find it. Walked the neighborhood, hoping that I had parked it somewhere else. Police report filed. I have no idea where my car is.  I'm hoping that I will find it later today when I walk around again, with a clearer head.  The thing that sucks (other than my car being stolen) is that I had just got it back from the mechanic and it was running like a dream.  This is a serious FML moment.

captain for first mate (chicago)

looking for fun girl to hang out with on boat,, must like people having fun,,, travel,black tie to blue jeans,,playing on farm 4-wheeling,motorcycles, nice dinners etc 

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